Having kids:
Means staying one step head of hangry.
Teaches you the transformative power of a good BM.
Helps you appreciate alone time (like showers. Basically only showers).
Means wiping someone else's butt more often than your own.
Means putting the same things away over and over (and over) again.
Makes you put them in the victim's place when watching movies, TV or the news which makes them much less fun to watch.
Makes your sick days much less restful.
Guarantees a dirty and cluttered home/car/purse.
Gives you the suspicion that if you don't hug them every few hours, they grow up twice as fast.
Teaches you that it takes all of your time to take care of them. If you need to do anything else, you have to make time, because there is no extra.
Does not guarantee that you like other people's kids.
Has made my left arm stronger and my right hand more dexterous.
Takes more patience than you have.
Is totally worth it.
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