- no one would ever bother you when you're reading
- your pants would all be stretchy, and not only would it be okay, you would be adorable in them
- your misbehavior would be someone else's "fault"
- everyone's main objective would be to make you feel good about yourself
- naps would be encouraged with diligent, even desperate vigor
- you wouldn't have to be good at anything. Everyone would just be thrilled that you tried
- your dancing would never have to be good
- you wouldn't have to plan fun activities; fun things would simply start happening around you just to keep you from melting down
- you would be the reason there are yummy snacks everywhere you went
