Horror Mirrors

So, logically, the mirrors in my bathroom should make me feel even MORE secure because they allow me to see more of the room at the same time.

BUT- stupid scary movies have established that mirrors, especially bathroom mirrors, and especially when you're a girl, are only there to show you an intruder or other unspeakable evil that is just waiting for you to look in them.

Cheetos

Curse you, Cheeto fingers!! Is there nothing you won't soil!?

And again, how did your "real cheese" squeak by?