Dear Larry from the Super Bowl commercials,

To put it simply:

You have attended every Super Bowl. With your confession that you have missed weddings and babies being born but you have no intention of missing a Super Bowl, you succeeded not in winning my admiration but in earning my contempt.

Congratulations.

Meet Larry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZawqhVFrJxU

money time

You know, the more I grow up, the more experience I have with the world, the more I realize just how true the saying is: Time is money.

And just like money, it's more fun to spend it on less important things.